vaneks:

this is the single best screenshot i have ever taken his cheekbones were carved from marble i swear

vaneks:

this is the single best screenshot i have ever taken his cheekbones were carved from marble i swear

Anonymous asked:
"you're really pretty"

not as pretty as p kane’s mullet


It’s time to get hype over mullet season so let’s kick it off with a nice lil playlist!
Listen!

It’s time to get hype over mullet season so let’s kick it off with a nice lil playlist!

Listen!

"don’t you think it’s interesting that Patrick Kane is scheduled to return the same time Jesus was risen"
— my mom
sweet jacket and stop drinking out of the milk carton caroline wtf

ya it’s pretty rad it’s got a pouch with zippers

also no I’ve got to set my dominance over this household of cavemen that steal my lava cakes from dominos

Anonymous asked:
"Apparently it was a joke. You should have just fucked with her back! OH SO FUNNY. SHE SO FUNNY."

I feel ya anon
just another person looking for their special snowflake award because they’ve combated the terrors of conformity with their special music interests 

I’ve been told that I’m what’s wrong with america because I drink milk out of the carton 

I’ve been told that I’m what’s wrong with america because I drink milk out of the carton 

people who try to use my emmertons url as an insult clearly do not know me and my opinions on cemmer

ok guys I really appreciate all of the support on my little playlist but if you could just reblog the original without the shitstorm on it that’d be lovely :)